L 'Ocelot

coughloop:

(sitting in easy chair holding a long cane) When I first heard My Girls, by the musical band Animal Collective, I believed they were singing about a brand new Adobe Product called Slabs, (Chuckles) boy was I wrong… (Scene fades out and a title card reads “Sarajevo, June 28th, 1914)

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foone:

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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stealthrockdamage:

paperandpencilsandskips:

The fresh prince of Blaire witch project

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evilvillain123456789:

I’m sorry that you apparently felt “tortured” by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it’s clearly a source of pain in your life.

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tatzelwurming:

plotbunnypettingzoo:

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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rslashrats:

go go gadget yaoi hole

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