it will never end
*uncovers woman’s skeleton* as you can see, ancient bros used status symbols, or “accessorizing” if you will, to signal masculinity to their dudes. the gold and red inset snake earrings represent male virility. note the extensive cache of guyliner and manscara present in the tomb. and how sweet, these two soldiers were buried holding hands, to symbolize their eternal devotion, or, “brovotion” as my thesis will say.
this is your god now
Someone bought a baby to a bar and the baby is wearing earrings